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Altered Words Play

Symmetrical / Backwards

Bob

Bib

Boob

Civic

Dad

Deed

Deified 

Dewed

Did

Did

Eve

Eye

Gag

Gig

Kayak

Kook

Level

Ma'am

Mom

Murdrum

Noon

Nun

Pap 

Peep 

Pup

Poop

Racecar

Radar

Redder

Refer

Reviver

Rotator

Rotavator

Rotor

Sagas

Sees

Sexes

Solos

SOS 

Stats

Tat

Tenet

Terret

Tit

TNT

Tot

Wow

Bonus: Tuna sub - bus(t) a-nut


Capital letters

OBCD - OBESITY

CD - seedy / city

AE - aye

AG - aye G(gangsta / irl)

AP - aye P(imp)

OK - okay

Great AD - Grade A D(ick) / Grade 80

Suite D - sweet D

Sweat T/tea - sweety

Bonus: UNO - ooh noo!


Location

Auckland - Oakland

Fiji - Fee G

Canada - can?...uh duh

Fresno - Friends know / Fres (means free or fray) no!

Phuket (fookit) - Fuck it

Fort Dick - it's a fort...dick

Souda Bay - sue da bay / bae

Hungary - hung Gary / hungry

Dubai - do buy

Humboldt - Humbled / Humbowl

Tiyuana - Do you wanna?

Waukesha - walk / (named the) wock kesha

Nobu - noble or  know / no boo

Ashby - Ash be

Aspen - ass pen / pin / been

Sacramento - sac ramen toe

Big Sur - Big Sir

Baja California Sur - Bye-ha Can't afford ya sir

San Ysidro - Sam, you see dro?

Missouri - misery. 

Concord - conquered or con chord

Boise - boy see 

Caldwell - Called well

Hayward - hey / hay word / ward

Baltic - Ball tick

Fillmore - fill / feel more

Tegucigalpa - The gucci gulpa

Dublin - doublin'

Ripon - rip on (yo neck)

Babylon - Babble on

Telluride - tell your ride

Jamaican - your making (me)

Tulare - to lar / layer

Boardman - bored / board man

Melbourne - male born

Boston - boss ten / tin

Santa Cruz - Santa Cruise


Words Part 1

Anime - Annie Mae 

Boarding - board / bore ding

Depend - deep end

Coffin - coughin(g)

Attracter - A tractor / attract her

Assistant - a sis tent

Assistance - a sis tents

Important - in poor tent

Importance - in poor tents

Aspects  - ass specs

No whey - no way

DevOps - dead ops

A Bonnet - (I'm tryna get) up on it

Alcohol - I'll call (you later)

Iron - I earn

Gluten - glue ten / tin

nightingale - night in girl / gal

Handsome - hand some

Ribbit - rivet

Lessen - lesson

Leasin(g) - listen

Felon - fell in

Borador - bore a door

Namaste - naw I'ma stay

Hawk too / hawk two - hawktu (spit)

Thumbnail - thumb nail

In vitamin D - invite a mindy

Vibrating - Vibe rating

Casa - cost of

Butt - buck

Plug - pluck

Version - virgin

Britannica - Brita nigga

Window - win dough

Antidote - auntie / anti dope 

Auction - option - op shin

News - noose

Campus - camp us

Trek - trick / check

Lunatic - Luna Tick

Luna stick - Luna's tick

Celtics - sell ticks


Names

Jose - Hoe say

Ezekiel - easy kill

Courtney - court / quart knee

Kimberly - Kim early 

Linda (in da cut) - lender 

Wright - write / right

Chris (must) - Christmas 

Aldo's - All doors

Mary - marry / merry

Yolanda - Yo lawn duh

Kyle  - Kai ill

(Hey) Jorge not George - hey whore hey 

Whitmore - wit(h) more

Nasha - notcha (not your)

Dyland - die alone

(My) Sherry - Ma Cherie (my old lady / darling)

Lorna - loner

(For) Phil - fulfill / full feel

(Add) Myron - admirin(g)

Lionel - line / lion ill 

Messi - messy

Cole - coal 

Nicholas - Nick coal us

Jazmine - jazz men

Gautam - got em

Gaethje - gay chi

Jess - yes / just / guess

Sophie - so fee

Yanira - (is) yah near uh

Dayshon - day shine

Angelica - angel licka / liquor

Amir - (but) a meer.../ a mirror

Hickok - hick cock

O'Farrell - old ferrel 

Harney - horny

Wyatt - Why it?

Mark - mark

Marcus - mark this

Tyler - tiler

Claire - clayer / clay her

Eugene - You Gene?

Hi Gene - hygiene 

Giannis - (to be) giannis (to be honest)

Newsom - knew sumn / some(thing), new sum 

Anita (Baker) - I need uh (Baker)

Perry - parry

Surinder - surrender

Toto - total 

Yumi - I'm trying to put [you & me] together

Mike hawk - Mike cock

Rob Moore - Rob more

Putin - put / poot in

Sugondese - suck on deez (nuts)

Tucker Gott - (Let me tell you what) Tucker Got

Billy - Billy (on air) - (billionaire)

Max - Max (a mom) - maximum

Berley - barely

Forest Gump - four rizz gump

Raven - raven (bird) / ravin(g) 

Caldwell - Called well

Sikh - sick

Patrick - pat Rick/trick

Godfrey - God free

Connor - con her

Tydus - tired (of) this

Dwight - Da white

Juan - who won? / one

Jewan - jew won / jew wand

Alaine - A lane 

Huey - hue (who he?)

Frieza - Freezer

Kuhlio - cool Leo 

Carter - card her

Beth - bet

Darryl - da real / reel. Dare eel / ill

Abraham - A bra ham / A bruh ham

Amon'ra - almond raw

Kerri A. Blackman - carry a black man

Dylan - Deal/Dill Inn/In

Dill Doe - dildo

Niya - ca[n I uh] get your number?

Carson - car son / car sin

Ana L. - anal

Andre - on Dre 

Mike Lit - My clit

Mike Lick - My click

Warren - worn / warn / warrin(g)

Suzy - Choosey Suzy (sue Z)

Kai (in, there / prep her) - Cayenne there / pepper

(For) Tay - Forte

(Poke) Iman - Pokemon

Quan (titties) - Quantities

Dom - dumb / dime 

Luke - Look

*Bonus:

Monica poon - my nigga pussy

Korean - Core(y) ian

john - a confused guy / man that pays for sex


Car Brand

Kia - Kia (name)

A Lexus - Alexis, I can't take an L when I'm in alexis

Porsche - poorish

Hyundai - hon(ey) died

Audi - aw D!

Cadillac - cattle lack

Chrysler - Christ lure

Subaru - sue brew / super rude

Bugatti - boo got tea

Genesis - Jen is sis

Nissan - knees on/son/sign

Toyota - toy yoda

A Ford - Afford


Car model

Tacoma - Taco ma

Frontier - Front ear

Accord - a chord

Atlas - at less

Blazer - blaze her

Challenger - challenge her

Charger - charge her

Cherokee - share a key

Compass - come / cum piss

Corolla - core roller

Corvette - core vet

Encore - on core

Corsair - course / coarse air

Escape - it's cape

Express - ex press

Forte - For Tay

Gladiator - Glad he ate her

Crosstrek - cross trick

Granturismo - Grant her ism mo

Gravity - grab a T(itty)

Hornet - whore net

Impreza - impress her

Kona - corner

Legacy - leg I see

Maverick - man her ick

Mercedes - nurse say deez

Mustang - must stank

Miata - me ota  (why I ota)

Nautilus - not a list

Outback - out back

Passport - pass port

Pathfinder - path finder

Pilot - pie lit

Prius - pre us

Ur us - your us

Sierra - C era

Sorento - sore in toe

Titan - tight in

Trailblazer - trail blaze her

Venue - ven(mo) you

Telluride - tell your ride

*Bonus: HUMMER - vibrating blowjob from humming


Ton

won ton - 1 ton

To / too ton - 2 ton

Tree ton - 3 ton

For ton - 4 ton

Sex ton - 6 ton

Ate ton - 8 ton

Nin ton - 9 ton

Tin ton - 10 ton

tend to - 10 2

won too - 1 2

for teen - 14

dirty one - 31

thou sand - 1000

Bill Ian - 1000000000

Trill Ian - 1000000000000


Why + letter

why+r: wire

why+p: wipe

why+n: whine / wine

why+f: wife

why+d: wide

why+z: wise

why+l: while

why+t: white


Words Part 2

entities - in titties / into these

analog - and a log

protein - pro teen

perks - perc(ocet)s

Lil girl - liquor 

Gang - gay

Celibate - sell a bit(ch)

Jacket - jack it

Dive - die

German - Germ man

Fuhrer - fewer

People - peep hole

Get chode - getcho old

Then - din / den

Champagne - Sham / champ pain

Guard - God 

Vinegar - VIN nigger

Staring - stern / stirrin(g)

Sports - sports / sparks

Vaping - vape pen

Pension - pen shin

Dinosaurs - dino sores/soars/source

Enigma - a nig ma

Soy sauce - sorry (sowwy) sauce

Blue bins - blue benz

Aux - ox

Deuteronomy - dude your on to me

Intention - in tension

Idolatry - I dollar tree

Decrease - d(ick) crease 

Realtors - real tours

Mandates - man dates

Census - senses

Real estate - realest state

Surfeit - surf it

Ameliorate - a meal you (r)ate

Acids - asses

Pedophile - pedal file

Highlight - high light

Matrix - made tricks

Profane - propane

Sordid - sorted / sure did / shorted

Synonym - sendin(g) them

Condemn - condom

Addicted - a dick Ted 

Shorted - short Ted 

Cannabis - can I bust?

Forward - for word

Fandom - fan dome / fan dumb

Saiyan - Saying

Swami - swap me

Hanger - hangar / hang her

Witch - which / wish

Texter - texture

Specialty - special tea

Kidneys - kid knees

Alive - a lie

Dakine - da kind

Misspoke - miss spoke / poke

Irresistible - irrizzistable/(ear is/eerie) cyst stable / table

Solitaire - solid tear

Harassment - her ass meant

Undercover - Under cover

Intuit - into it

Cancer - can sir

Hypnotized - hypno ties

Invest - in vest

Quantity - Quan(s) titty

Don - done

Know this - notice

knew this - nudist 

Kit(ty) chin - kitchen

Liquor - Licker / lick her

Axes - access

Microwave - micro wave / Michael wave

Microsoft - micro soft / Michael soft

Euthanasia - youth in asia

Eureka - you wreak(uh)

Depress - the press

Nazi - knot/not see


-ime / -ine

Crime - crying

Prime - prying

Time - tying

Dine - dying

Lime - lying / line

Twine - to whine


Accent / Slang

Lingo - lean go

Accent - Axe scent

Accents - act / Axe sense

Garage - garige (British)  / gay ridge

Bottle - bo'el (British)

Girl - gyal

Nan - grandmother

Innit (in it) - isn't it

Boy - bwoy (Jamaican)

Sunkist - Thunketh (Lisp slang)

Karthik - car thick / sick (Lisp)

Face - faith (Lisp)

Race - wraith (Lisp)

Bass - bathe (Lisp)

Best - Beth (Lisp)

Mace - maze (Lisp)

Pace - pays (Lisp)

Bye - baaahhh (sheep)

Dolla(r) - dawa 

Bruh - bruv

Thing - ting

Missiles - miss isles

Every - eery / airy

Scared - skeered

You know what I'm saying - ya naw sayn

For sure - fasho

*Bonus: squeaky bum - a tense, nervous time

Mate - buddy or pal

Lad - boy or young man


Words Part 3

Moreso - more so

Although - all though

However - how ever

But - butt

Therefore - there for / four

Thereafter - there after

Anyway - any way

Instead - in stead

Nevertheless - never the less

Nevermind - never mind

Moreover - more over

Indeed - in deed

Meanwhile - mean while

Likewise - like wise

Otherwise - other wise

Finally - finale  

Further(more) - fur there more

Besides - be / bee sides


Words Part 4

Memorize - memo rise

Steady - study

Weekend - weak/week end/and/hand

Mastercard - master card

Lingo - lean go

Herbivore - Her before

Salvagers - savages

Professor - profess her / sir

Minimum - mini mom

Prophet - profit

Risk - wrist

Restraining - rizz training / rizztraining

Narc - narcissist / narcotics  

Reckon - wreckin(g)

Mormon - more men

Harass - her ass

Calm down - come down

Riding - Writing

Data - date (uh) / dad-duh

Niece - niche

Happiness - half penis

Garden - Guardin(g) 

In vitamin - invite 'em in

Hottie - hot tea

Masturbating - master baiting

Peacock - P(imp) / pee / pea cock

Party - par tea

Study abroad - study a broad

YouTube - you too / U tube

Discharge - this charge

Corndog - corn dog

Diamond - Dime mon

Pokemon -  Pokey mon

Mewtwo - mute too

Squirtle little - squirt a little

Eliminated - a lemon aided

Abomination - a bomb in nation

Melchizedek - my chisel(ed) deck

Nomenclature - No Men?...Clay? Sure

manufacturing - man, you fact suring?

Nulo - new low

Noble - no bull

Ahead - of head

Deaf row - death row

Weight - wait

Fancy - fan see

Gravity - grab a tea / graffiti

Adamant - add a mint

Dopamine - dope I mean

*Bonus: trailer park - trail or park

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