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Flirting / Dating

Actions speak louder than words. Pay attention to body language.


Never: stare, get to know excitingly, immediately approach, never approach from behind, get caught looking, take her number (give yours).


Rejections: "I have a boyfriend", "I'll think about it or I'll let you know", "You're so sweet", "Best friend, twin, bro, or sis"


Manipulations: Gaslighting - they make you question your own reality or sanity. Bait and switch - Presents one way (good) in the beginning and changes (bad). Love bombing - showing affection and love (may even say "I love you") just to get you to chase. Playing victim - belittle themselves or talk about past traumas so that you simp. Jealousy tactic - flirting with others and may compare you (to her ex, etc.) to make you insecure. Silent treatment - ignore you completely. Money gain - using you for financial gain. Commitment and guilt issues - fakes loyalty or saying you aren't doing enough. Spying - following you, stalking you, and checking your phone. Blackmail - she may harm herself, threaten to harm you, or give away your secrets. Playing dumb - avoiding accountability. Crisis - creating or exaggerating an issue as a distraction. Ultimatums - their way or the highway.


Places to meet: Dance club, pool hall, walk in the park, gym, dinner with desert (which one?) - never on first date, coming over for wine and movies *Then you can do other dates*

*Take them multiple places, especially in a day


*In a dark movie theater* I never had head in a movie theater before.


Women tend to like blindfolds, handcuffs, and swings


Push and pull technique. Show dominant energy and pullback to see if she emulates or submits. Somewhat detach from sex.


*Picture looking at your body/camera and one with car*

Men posing for pictures: No forced smiles, no feet together, no crossed legs, no middle fingers, no peace sign, no natural stance, no arms in the air, no side pose with head tilt. Instead less smiling, wide stance, ankle on top of knee, hand or thumb in pocket, hands on belt, hands gripped (front or back), back leaned on the wall with foot up.


If you have a dog (especially female) have them watch her so she sees how much they miss you or are happy to see you. They will playfully compete for affection (not realistically).


They leave anything with you (repeatedly), they want to stay. (Story of chick moving my shoes, having other shoes and forgetting)


Persuade any woman: Let her choose you, limit your availability through scarcity, start with small requests and gradually increase, less about you - become mysterious (make her ask for more), push-pull technique balancing your life and hers, triangle of desire: subtly let them know you are desired, showing competition (not in a conceited and cocky way), & make her feel special "don't worry, she got nothing on you), use humor and playfulness.


If you are unattractive and talk alot you're annoying. If you're attractive and talk a lot you're confident. Unattractive and quiet you're creepy. Attractive and quiet you're mysterious.


You have the right to remain sexy, anything you say may and will be held against you in the court of what I saw... You've been a part of my most wanted list for quite some time now. I'll drop the charges if you can spell "gavel". Good, *drop the "hammer"* court adjourned.


I'm with my bitch(es) Kia in (and) A Lexus (Alexis)


****Set a date before you give her your number*****


Breathe, firm hug or hand shake (half hug if escalating), eye contact, standup when speaking, and tease them.

*Guide them with subtle touch and give an order*


*Playfighting (reverse piledriver). Give her a cowboy hat (reverse cowgirl or missionary), Staring contest. The palm reader game, tell their future by holding their hand and looking in their eyes


*Playing pool: spin the ball, spin the bottle, or spin her. Bent over on table to shoot. Hold the pool stick up vertically at the top (stripper pole). Can she kiss, lick, or blow on the cue ball in your hand for good luck? I know how to make the ball come back...they always do. *Hits cue ball* "You gotta have the right touch". You know who my favorite pool player is? Shane Van Boening. I don't have a van but I like boning without Shame (Shane). When I beat you in pool we can go swim in one... so you can cool off from losing. You mad?....we can do it naked (skinny dipping).


I kind of like your look. Yo thighs, that skin (rub), those eyes (stare)...you got a twin? Should I go on? Where do I begin, that ass, that chin (lift), the way yo hair blowing in the wind. The way you looking, I want to be more than just a friend. I'm cooking, the way you smile reaching end to end. Those lips...(bite yours). I'm going for the win.


*Has to want you bad* Me: So, you sure you can't come home with me? (Never said she wouldn't). Your eyes and lips are speaking to me. Her: What are they saying now?


*Pausing* I'm not gonna lie to you...you caught my attention.


You tryna be my big booty Judy? I can be yo big bone Tyrone.


I'm tryna find a punk rock bitch to give me a flight to Boston (give boss head). If you a boss bitch, you know how to give boss head.


Club going up on a Tuesday. Got yo girl in the club and she choosing 🎵


You got a kid?...That pussy must be good then. Like I might live in that mf. *...Never move in with a girlfriend*


*Athletic chicks* I'm a recruiter...Would any of y'all like to join the military? (Kidding) I am trying to recruit some talent and y'all Fasho look like y'all got some...

Add me on Myspace. Then I can bring you to my place. So you can cum later, maybe in some nice lace, with that slim waist and that, pretty face.


Me: Hey man you forgot to check her back pockets... Ma'am, I need you to take everything out your back pockets...I think she's hiding something back there...a whole lotta ass, GYATT! Is it real or a BBL?


Her: We need to talk. Me: Yes we do (or no response)


No eating pussy, no fucking unless you wouldn't mind having a kid with them, no butt stuff (unless you play both teams), no head if you can't control yourself.


Ring left fingers meanings: Pinky - mob, pimp, criminal or married. Next one - married finger. Middle finger - balance. Index finger - wealth, class, and achievement. Thumb - power and influence. Right hand: Index- Jewish marriage. Pinky- profession


Pisces Compatible signs: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, and Cancer

What's your sign? I think that's my sign is...to leave (skit-fuckin-daddle)

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